I wrote this up as a bit humor after a month of some rather silly
threads involving cats, late deliveries by UPS, the never ending oil
debate, Harley vs non Harley and a few other topics on the VROC list.
8/18/99
Well I was walking down the street with my cat when this guy with a dog came up to me in a UPS truck and said that he didn't understand why I had one of those crapy cat things when everybody knows that the only real american pet is a dog. I pointed out my cat was yellow and therefore superior to any thing else on the planet. About this time I noticed he had a bottle of synthetic oil in a bag that that had a to be delivered date posted 5 weeks in the past. So I pulled out the air hose and shoved it up his ass, by the time he was all full of hot air, he was yelling political slogans at the top of his lungs. I told him politics don't belong in this discussion and that if that was what he wanted to talk about he should split his topics up into separate fights. He finally had enough and I pulled out the air hose and watched him fly off over the horizon. Figuring a job well done, I hopped on my bike (this is about motorcycles isn't it?) and ran over the cat.
8/18/99
Well I was walking down the street with my cat when this guy with a dog came up to me in a UPS truck and said that he didn't understand why I had one of those crapy cat things when everybody knows that the only real american pet is a dog. I pointed out my cat was yellow and therefore superior to any thing else on the planet. About this time I noticed he had a bottle of synthetic oil in a bag that that had a to be delivered date posted 5 weeks in the past. So I pulled out the air hose and shoved it up his ass, by the time he was all full of hot air, he was yelling political slogans at the top of his lungs. I told him politics don't belong in this discussion and that if that was what he wanted to talk about he should split his topics up into separate fights. He finally had enough and I pulled out the air hose and watched him fly off over the horizon. Figuring a job well done, I hopped on my bike (this is about motorcycles isn't it?) and ran over the cat.
